The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t just lose the Super Bowl, they lost the big time Super Bowl in the most horrible way imaginable. That loss is something that will haunt those players for the rest of their lives… and many people believe that Jill Biden actually “destroyed” the Eagles and they had no chance. He jinxed them. At least, that’s what they’re saying and it’s pretty funny. In fact, it goes with the pretty well-proven theory that whatever Biden touches turns out to be complete and total sh*t.
As for the big game, NBC Sports reports that the Eagles lost Super Bowl LVII to the Chiefs on Sunday night in upset fashion. The game was theirs for the taking, and they let Patrick Mahomes and Co. take it right out of their hands.
No need to give an introduction to what will undoubtedly be a deeply frustrating night, week and month for Eagles fans.
Let’s overreact to a painful loss:
1. This loss will haunt them for some time
The Eagles should be two-time Super Bowl champions. Instead, they’re going to wear a really embarrassing Super Bowl loss for quite some time.
For a team that spent most of the 2022 NFL regular season, and all of the postseason as the game’s most impressive team, a lot went wrong in the second half.
It was all there.
Jonathan Gannon made no adjustments, and looked completely unprepared for the way the Chiefs attacked his defense in the second half.
Nick Siriani starts making bad decisions right away – wasting time, deciding when he should go for it, just being overwhelmed by the moment. At one point he called a planned pass attempt to Jake Pascal in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl.
The defense couldn’t get a single stop. The pass rush evaporated. The offense sputtered.
The Eagles were clearly the better team for 30 minutes, and although the third quarter was sloppy they still led at 15 minutes. And then it all came crashing down.
But all that analysis is pointless, because we all know it was actually Jill’s fault that they lost…
You can watch the video below:
We are ready. #FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/A5Tlh2hJZi
— Jill Biden (@FLOTUS) February 12, 2023
Here’s what people online are saying:
“I blame Jill for this loss. That old lady probably doesn’t even watch football.”
“If Biden puts their stamp of approval on something, you know it’s going to wither and die.”
“Well, thanks a lot Jill. I lost 250 bucks because of your jinx, and with your husband’s economy, that’s a lot!!!!”
“The Bidens are such losers.”
“The Great Alice Cooper Jinxed Us”
“Jill, your party’s ballots weren’t collected, so they didn’t win PA this time.”
“Ladies, get a knit or something and stop rocking the Super Bowl”
Of course, they couldn’t give Biden that campaign. His “dementia” shuffle would cause a huge stir and probably cause the Eagles to lose even more miserably.
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